Private Nicknames For People You Dislike

[joeluke]

At my work an obnoxious arrogant bloke is known among a small group of us as 'Thrush'...........because he's an irritating little c***

[sunny-dave]

effinuselessbarsteward - for a spectacular 'waste of good oxygen' colleague some years ago ...

[boxtops]

I've got a nob-ed, too, at work - and a dick-ed.

[Wharton]

A bloke I worked with was called The Destroyer (by the staff of the wages section) because he was always looking for a sub.

[joeluke]

In office I used to work in we had a 'Mr Tickle'.......who was extremely tactile with the ladies

I longed to get him in secret santa so I could buy him a Mr Tickle soft toy

[owdhamer]

A local landlord who only had one eye was known as Cyclops.

[puternut]

Used to have a matronly sized lady - i.e. Hattie Jacques - who was on the IT team at worked and would come to sort out possible problems with a small diskette into the machine.

Hence her nickname - 'Floppy Disc' or just 'Floppy'

[owdhamer]

A local lad who is a bit on the short side is known as No Vat

[lady-janine]

there was a tall guy at work called scud because he came in from a great height but was useless.

[cupid04]

Bullockchops.

[mrs_overall]

I used to have a particularly thick work colleague who was known as Broccoli (as in vegetable)

[Sqad]

"Donkey c0ck Essex".......... a newly qualified House Surgeon from Romford.

[mrs_overall]

oooh sqad - do you still have his address?

[Sqad]

LOL....Menorca ...I think......";-)

[rowanwitch]

RSI as in repetitive strain injury of the wrist one manager I had the misfortune to work for...

Crash for an ex because when he went down he was useless