Books

[marval]

I've just taken up speed reading. Last night I did war and peace in 20 seconds.
I know it's only 3 words but it's a start!


I've just published a book on DIY.
It's blank and comes with a free pen.


After being escorted out of Kings Cross station with concussion I'm beginning to think my Hogwarts acceptance letter was a hoax.


I found thousands of letters in my postbox today.
That's the last time I order a dictionary from IKEA.


I'm writing a book about Zoophilia.
It's called the farmersutra.


I bought a book on Bondage.
It was leather bound.


I wonder who'd be better at playing Hamlet. A fat actor or a skinny actor?
Tubby or not tubby?


I've been writing short stories for years but recently decided to work on a full length book.
It’s a novel approach.


I've just written a book about the inventions of Thomas Edison.
It's for those who enjoy a bit of light reading.


My favourite character in The Jungle Book is Kaa the python, but then Mr. Kipling did make exceedingly good snakes.

[Wharton]

I've just finished reading a dictionary - it was the zebra whodunnit.

[magicmick]

Bought a book on how to improve your memory, trouble is I can't remember where I put it :-)

[marval]

My mate just stole my Thesaurus.
Frankly, I'm lost for words.

[DaisyNonna]

Should the spelling bee concentrate on honey production?

[Wharton]

From the moment I picked it up until the moment I put it down I was in hysterics, one day I'm gonna read it - Groucho Marx

[gollob]

Just bought a book called "How to make yourself three inches taller"You just stand on it

Reading a book on Velcro. I just cannot put it down

[marval]

Too make a long story short.
I didn't finish 'Lord of the Rings'.

[starone]

Tee-hee load of laughs tonight.

[Marijn]

:-)