Natural Justice........(Which Made Me Laugh)

[Barmaid]

Mr BM has been in a devil of a mood all day, stomping round like a little thundercloud and everyone and everything is against him. He is going out tonight so I said on his way past the shop he could drop me off.

I got in the car and he sprayed the windscreen with de-icer. He gets in the car. I said "Aren't you going to free the wipers, they are frozen solid?". He grunts "oh For Funks Sake, give it a rest". Turns on his wipers and lo and behold one snapped.

I am sure the subsequent tantrum was not helped by my trying very hard not to laugh and failing miserably.

But my goodness I couldn't help thinking "serves you right". When has a dose of "what goes around comes around" made you laugh?

[ummmm]

Twonk...but will it be you getting it fixed?

[emmie]

when i slammed one of the kitchen doors, and it sprang back and caught me a goodun, serves me right i suppose. though the o/h was one for throwing some hissy fits, driving was one of his specialities, however navigating wasn't, getting lost endless times, i used to bite my tongue, which had the words i told you so on them so many times, but would he listen, would he heck..

[Barmaid]

No. It will be him. I've spent enough time sorting out his cock ups just lately. AND I might make him pay for it out of his CHristmas money. lol

[ummmm]

Hahahaha.

[Barmaid]

They don't em, they just don't.

We had a similar thing driving to Cornwall. On the M6 I say "get in the left hand lane, you need to turn off in a minute." NOthing as we scream down the fast lane "Er darling, you need the left hand lane NOW". Nothing. "For Funks Sake GET THE THE ****** LEFT HAND LANE.........oh never mind we ***** missed it".

Then he says "We don't want to go that way, it said South West". I responded "Well last time I looked Cornwall WAS in the South West". Tantrum followed.

[friedgreentomato]

Idiot

[flump1]

Sorry Mr BM, that made me laugh !! Silly sod.

[yogi-bear]

Ooooh you are a cruel lass, BM lol....( but Mr BM deserved it, lets face it eh? )

My 'significant other' Mrs B, once peeed herself laughing when I once tripped over the garden hose whilst washing the car and went arse over tit on the grass.......after getting piggin' wet and brushing myself down, she returned mins later to start hoovering inside her car, and tripped exactly the same way, except she was wearing a short'sh skirt and gave the neighbours a good flash of her bright red knickers!.........I had a sly little snigger before picking her up off our lawn. She thought I did it on purpose.......Moi?......perish the thought! lol

[emmie]

a friend was regaling us with various stories, when the chair he was sitting on gave away and he slid ungraciously through the middle, his arms were free, but his rear end was caught firm, legs flailing in the air, it took all our efforts to stop laughing and haul him out.

[Barmaid]

lol yogi and em.

I remember before we went on holiday 2 years ago he had a loose grill on the front of his car. I suggested he either take said grill off or fix it temporarily with a cable tie. He rather sanctimoniously snapped "I'll decide on the car mechanic stuff". We hadn't been in Edinburgh 2 hours when he noticed his grill was missing. lol

[Eve]

My ex and I lived together for a while after we split up until he was seeing someone else and decided we should move out, fair enough.

I needed storage and he had this great storage thing (the cube shelve things) he said I could borrow - solved an issue for him as he was having to move back in with his parents.

He came in one night and started dismantling it with a friend. I said nothing and carried on as normal - more bemused than anything (think he was then planning on moving in with new lady). They disappeared with it soon after.

He came back later in a foul mood and there was no talking to him. I found out later via Facebook he had parked outside his mate's place while they took it into his flat and had got a whacking parking fine, more than he would have paid for the storage thing new in the first place.

I never mentioned it to him but did have a quiet laugh to myself.

[Barmaid]

lol Jenna, brilliant.

[Ann]

In the Summer Hubby decided to cut down an unruly forsythia bush which had become almost a hedge. He's not normally a gardener or a DIYer but gets the wobbly steps and starts to climb. I said several times they were not steady and to be careful and I would hold them..... he said he was PERFECTLY capable of climbing a step ladder on his own - go away!! Next minute CRASH he fell right down inside this rambling old hedge with his arms sticking out and was totally stuck. I had to cut the hedge away to release him ......... I daren't look at him I was laughing that much. However later he found a twig had scratched his eyeball and he was on antibiotics for days ........ but the customer (I mean gentleman of the house) is ALWAYS right ;))

[Nini74]

having words with hubby one night - he was getting all stroppy - pulled the door open in temper and proceeded to hit himself on the head with it - i tried not to laugh when i commented, "karma works quick sometimes doesn't it?" - then we both laughed, argument forgotten!