Windy...

[Jemisa]

I was in this restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately
needed to pass wind. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my
wind with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee,
and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

[frugalfred]

Amazing control of your anal sphincter, Jem!

[excelsior-1]

well blow me down! you just get better, Jem

[Psybbo]

LOL, good one, Jem

[DTCwordfan]

You've got guts, gal.

[frugalfred]

You should have headed for the ausfahrt..

[marval]

Good one, is your real name Gale?

[starone]

Tee-hee, what more can I say!