A Sunday Smile :) ...
The Bear Hunter..............................
And then there's the one about the Christian who skipped church to go bear hunting.
As he was quietly stalking through the forest, suddenly a large, menacing bear popped out of nowhere and knocked his gun out of his hand. He gave a yelp, turned on his heels, and ran like a frightened rabbit.
He ran and ran and ran, the bear gaining on him every minute.
He looked back once to see how close the bear was, and as he did so he tripped on a tree root and tumbled down a hill. He hit the bottom with a "smack" and got up to witness the terrible sight of this immense bear about to lunge on him.
So he put his hands together and prayed, "Dear Lord, please make this bear a Christian."
The bear began to lunge, then stopped frozen in his tracks. He backed off, sat on his haunches, put his paws together and prayed,
"Dear Lord, I thank you for this food I'm about to eat."