Sparkles, I have a very, very old cockatiel, he's our last living cockatiel from our rescue days. He's in a big indoor aviary, all on his own, in our lounge as I haven't the heart to put him in the outside aviary.
Since we moved to a small bungalow, his indoor aviary has become a bit of a problem, space-wise, and I mentioned to my OH that when the little fella does eventually fall off his perch, we'll have loads of room in the lounge, and we'll smarten it up, get a new carpet and a bigger telly.
Husband replied, "Oooh, can we kill him now?".
(He was only joking, honestly!).