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(You asked for it)
Are you ready for some cow jokes!
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
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My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She's been grazing in the field too long,...
And now she thinks she's a horse.
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What are the spots on black and white cows?
Holstains
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What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
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Have you ever heard the term "When Pigs Fly!"......
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Well what if it were "When Cows Fly!"
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Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
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What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'
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Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
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What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"
Are you ready for some cow jokes!
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm." The other cow replies, "Hell, I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."
*
My cow refuses to give milk, and you know why, of course.
She's been grazing in the field too long,...
And now she thinks she's a horse.
*
What are the spots on black and white cows?
Holstains
*
What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
Milk of Amnesia
*
Have you ever heard the term "When Pigs Fly!"......
*
Well what if it were "When Cows Fly!"
*
Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
*
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
Bull-dozin'
*
Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon?
The farmer had cold hands.
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What did the bored cow say when she got up in the morning?
"It's just an udder day"
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