Slow Tradesmen...

[MadMen]

I told work I'd be an hour late this morning because I've got a sparky here fixing a light.
He's just informed me that he'll be here until after lunch time!!
If he stopped talking for a minute and just got on with it then he'd be done in an hour!!

Grrr!!

[Sqad]

How's your "indigestion?"

[MadMen]

Morning Sqaddie :-)
It's still the same. I have an appointment with the nurse this afternoon, so I'm going to mention it to her... if I ever get out of here!!
It was quite bad last night actually, and I've since realised it's definitely worse just after I've eaten.

[Sqad]

OK...keep us informed.

[aelmpvw]

are you paying by the hour?

[MadMen]

I'm not paying at all, but I believe my landlord is paying by the hour!

He's just finished telling me why his marriage broke down!!??

[RATTER15]

Tell him to stop talking then and get on with the work as you will only pay him for the time he is working not the time he spends talking!

[RATTER15]

OK, so you arent paying him at all, but you are stood listening to him, leave him alone to get on with his work lol

[jd_1984]

What is your employer's stance?
Is this now costing you in loss of earnings?

[society]

Maddy, if he has no one to listen to him he'd be able to work or even work faster. Stop listening to him. lol

[MadMen]

Lol. I can't. He keeps calling me!
My employer was fine, but I now have to do a late shift tonight, which means I won't see the kids until tomorrow morning and I'll have tp tell the boyfriend he can't come round. Again. Grrr. Oh, and he's now having lunch in his van!!

Fed up fed up. Lol

[tamborine]

Give him a flask of cold tea & slice of left over Xmas cake - he'll be finished in 10mins flat.

[MadMen]

Tttrigger... Eh?

Tambo, he keeps switching the electric on and off so I can make him tea!!

[MadMen]

Ignore the tttrigger. I haven't got a hammer I'm on my phone which has a mind of its own!

[MadMen]

Stammer not hammer!

[tamborine]

a:Mop the floor with cats pizz,
b:burn wool in a tin to cause lots of smoke,
c:Gloss paint doors to cause fumes

[MadMen]

Lol. Definite best answer :)

[tamborine]

free services ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pHOO6xriSo

[BRIGHT SPARK]

Did he mend the light?

[MadMen]

Yep! Light is all fixed. That took him all of two minutes. He had to go around and test each socket as it was apparently due a 5 year certificate. He went about half an hour ago!