How On Earth Do People Suddenly

[gness]

appear from nowhere? My little town has one row of shops. Today the shop street was deserted as I walked back from the Bookies. The Age Concern window had a display of very interesting and fairly erotic goodies. Just right for my Valentine's Day Party game of pass the parcel I thought. I went in to the deserted shop and asked if I could take all the...err...goodies...from the window. As I was doing so I looked up to see my next door neighbours peering in. He gave an eyebrows raised grin and she gave a weak little wave before, with cat's bum mouth, grabbing his arm and dragging him off.
I turned around, arms full of...well that's my business... and the shop was now full.
The assistant, a MrsO type character if ever I saw one, made a great thing of examining, holding up and commenting on each item. This drew quite some interest but not as much as when she started to read from the book I was purchasing.....Sex Tips For Husbands and Wives From 1894.
I don't think it got any better when I said it was all for Pass the Parcel. ;-)

[Psybbo]

Gness appears to have vanished that's Irish

[tonyav]

Yes I think she has gone inspect those erm pass the parcel toys !.

[gness]

No....just sorting out batteries. x

[tonyav]

Hope your gonna use Duracell gness !

[gness]

They the longest lasting Tony? I want the evening to go with a buzz...x

[shoota]

Shocked

[Psybbo]

Is that a crutch or a shotgun?

[shoota]

Which bit are you looking at?

[Psybbo]

Going back to the OP, what were you doing in the Bookies?
Shoota, the main bit

[gness]

Shoota......we couldn't shock you if we tried......Sib....Irish lottery.

[Psybbo]

Ah, good luck then, I won the Euromillions last week - £8.30p