Watching Room 101

[Psybbo]

and it triggered this question - What weird conversations have you overheard?

[askyourgran]

Two schoolgirls on a bus, one said "I like doing cookery class making pastry and pies it makes my nails lovely and clean."

[Psybbo]

AYG, that's so funny, again 2 schoolgirls on a bus une 'look at that woman's silly haircut' second 'where? hey that's my aunt'

[ttfn]

Two elderly women. One was admiring the other's fur coat.
She asked what 'fur' it was.
'Acrylic'
'Shame - they are all God's creatures'

[weecalf]

Overheard on bus "Well if you wanta sit on that seat you drive the bus"