Marriage...
I felt a bit fed up today so to cheer myself up I watched my wedding video backwards.I love the end bit where I take my ring off, go back down the aisle , jump in the car and f**k off.
A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire.""And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.The woman replied, "a billionaire".
What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man? The bachelor comes home, sees what"s in the frige, then goes to bed. The married
man comes home, sees what"s in the bed, and goes to the frige....