When In Spain...
A big American tourist stopped at a local restaurant
following a day roaming around in Spain.
While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking
platter being served at the next table.
... Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the
waiter, 'What is that you just served?'
The waiter replied, 'Si senor, you have
excellent taste!
Those are
called Cojones de Toro, bull's testicles
from the bull fight this morning. A
delicacy!'
The cowboy
said, 'What the heck, bring me an order.'
The waiter replied, 'I am so sorry
senor.
There is only one
serving per day because there is only one bull fight
each morning.. If you come early and place
your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy.'
The next morning, the cowboy returned,
placed his order, and that evening was served the one and only special
delicacy of the day. After a few bites, inspecting his platter, he called to
the waiter and said, 'These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
than the ones I saw you serve yesterday.'
The waiter shrugged his shoulders and
replied, 'Si, Senor.
Sometimes the bull wins!.