Important Matters...

[Jemisa]

A Deaf couple are getting married, and the groom to be decides that they should make sure from the start that they understand important matters, so using sign language he explains to his bride:
"When - I - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - left - breast - once.""When - I - do - NOT - want - sex - with - you, - I - will - squeeze - your - right - breast - twice."
"When - you - want - sex - with - me, - you - should - pull - my - penis - once.""When - you - do - NOT - want - sex - with - me, -
you - should - pull - my - penis - fifty - five - times."

[excelsior-1]

that is excellent

well done, birthday girl

[albaqwerty]

so he wants 55 orgasms? :-D

[tenrec]

Ha ha!

[starone]

Still rolling them out jem. Very good. lol.

[1ndex]

rofl

[murraymints]

...lol

[askyourgran]

Lol jem, where do you get them all from?