"I do think he would have moved if he'd heard a bell though. It was the arrogant demand shouted at him on a FOOTpath that triggered his nutter tendencies to kick in."
A lot of the time these stretches are designated footpath & cyclepath by lazy councils - I guess there was a quota to meet once?
It did sound like a bit of a rude way to get past. The bell is a magical thing on a bike, it's somehow polite and authoritative at the same time.
"If it has bitten a cyclist you're lucky it hasn't been put down."
Maybe it's just the wiff - like bacon to someone on a diet.
"One man's "needlessly wound up" is another man's "justifiable ire at holier than thou 'we're saving the planet maaaan', clueless twonks doing as they please and expecting everyone else to anticipate their breathtking stupidity".
Or have I got that wrong?"
Depends what I am I suppose Douglas? I'd suggest that the majority of cyclists are doing it to avoid bellies/fuel prices or to see a bit of the countryside in the fresh air... or, shock horror, commuting somewhere...
It sounds like you've got needlessly wound up to me. What's wrong with not running someone over? :)