Apologies- Had To Post Horse Meat...

[Matheous-2]

A woman has been taken into hospital after eating horse meat burgers from Tesco. Her condition is said to be stable

Not entirely sure how Tesco are going to get over this hurdle.

Waitress in Tesco asked if I wanted anything on my Burger. So I had a £5 each way !

Tesco Quarter Pounders: The affordable way to buy your daughter the pony that she's always wanted!

Had some burgers from tesco for my tea last night.... I still have a bit between my teeth

Tesco are now testing all their vegetarian burgers for traces of unicorn

Anyone want a burger from Tesco? yay or neigh?

"I've just checked the Tesco burgers in my freezer...AND THEY'RE OFF!"

I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse....."

Tesco is now forced to deny presence of zebra in burgers, as shoppers confuse the barcodes for serving suggestions.

A cow walks into a bar. Barman says 'Why the long face?' Cow says 'Illegal ingredients, coming over here stealing our jobs!'

I hear the smaller version of those Tesco burgers make great horsed'oeuvres.

These Tesco burger jokes are going on a bit. Talk about flogging a dead…. NO! NO NO NO!

Said to the wife ‘These Tesco burgers have given me terrible trots.’

To beef or not to beef. That is equestrian

[Mick-Talbot]

Do you drive a DeLorean per chance?

[Baldric]

Deja vu?

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Sayings/Jokes/Question1216276.html

[rojash]

^^ lol - and so subtle :-)

[rojash]

Oops, that was meant to point to Mick's answer

[Baldric]

;o)

[VHG]

These have all been posted many time on here.

[Matheous-2]

My sincere apologies if this has already been posted-