Fake Tans

[Dee Sa]

did you know that Essex is going to be twinned with Orange County ?
Love 'em or hate them ? 40 something lady in our newsagents with dyed jet black hair perched on top of her head looks like she has just walked off the set of a Bollywood movie her tan is so fake, and she keeps looking at herself in the mirror so presume she likes it [ the tan silly].

[Mick-Talbot]

No

But is it true?

[cupid04]

Yep, I paid the papers there today.

[Dee Sa]

tks for your support cupid xdeex