How's Your Inner Chimp This Morning?

[sandyRoe]

Half listening to Radio 4 this morning I thought I heard a young woman cyclist talking of working with her inner chimp. I freely admit that over the years I haven't paid nearly enough attention to my inner child and have badly neglected him. I didn't even know I had a chimp as well.
Could this unintentional neglect bring me to the attention of the RSPCA?

[Buenchico]

You'll be getting a visit from the relevant enforcement authority, Sandy:
http://www.mattcioffi.com/samples/gangstaChimp23.jpg

[mrs_overall]

I hate chimps. One once peed on me.

[sandyRoe]

Maybe it thought your yellow gloves were hands of bananas and was trying to wash them?

[Baldric]

With a quick glance that doesn't half look like Clint Eastwood!

[sandyRoe]

Naw, Eastwood is more wrinkled now. :-)

[joggerjayne]

"a young woman" ... or

Double World Gold Medalist, Becky James

[Mick-Talbot]

Are you on the right thread, Ben?


If you are ...............are you on the sauce?

[sandyRoe]

Well, I did say I was only half listening, JJ.
This 'inner chimp' business is probably only a touchy feely name for the Id

[Baldric]

Brown sauce with my breakfast Bill,

[tiggerblue10]

Its better than having a monkey on your back.

[FredPuli43]

Nah.I never pay attention to my relatives, let alone work with them.

[Zacs-Master]

He's asleep.

[cupid04]

Lol at mrs o, my brother-in-law suffered worse, he had s hit flung at him by a gorrilla!

[askyourgran]

It would be just my luck to have an inner chimp with one of those awful red bottoms.

[Zacs-Master]

I think you'll find that's a baboon AYG.

[baza]

have you looked in the mirror, askyourgran to check?

[askyourgran]

It looks all right, well the bit I can see. I'll have to ask the OH, but on second thoughts...........

Ah we have an Attenborough among us, I'd forgotton it's the baboons that have awful bums.