Goodnight Kiss...

[Jemisa]

A young man drops off his girlfriend at her home after being out together on a date. When they reach the front door he leans up against the house with one hand and says to her, "How about a French Kiss?
"What! Are you joking?!"

"Don't worry, it will be nice, " he ensures his girlfriend.

"No!
"Just a small one, " he insists, "and I know you like it."

"No! I said no!"

"sweetheart... don't be like that."

"Come on love pleeeeaassseee"

"I'm not going to give you a french kiss"

"Why Not... sweets it will be good I promise?"

Suddenly, the girl's younger sister shows up at the front door in her nightgown, with her hair a mess, and rubbing her eyes. She looks at them and smirks,
"Dad says either you tongue him, I tongue him, or he'll come downstairs and tongue the bloke himself... but for God's sake tell your boyfriend to take his fu**ing hand off the doorbell...."

[puternut]

Heard this before but it was racier.

Guy was asking for a BJ!!!!!

[starone]

Love this jem. I can just imagine it really happening! lol.

[Jemisa]

Yes me too PN, I had to edit it coz Ed would have pulled it.

(If you see what I mean?) Nudge - Nudge - Wink - Wink...

jem

[excelsior-1]

out of the mouths of babes ...

another corker, Jem .. well done

[marval]

I like it Jem