The Borrowed Shovel.

[starone]

Last night, I woke for the toilet in the middle of the night and noticed a man sneaking through the next door neighbour's garden.

Suddenly my neighbour came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.

He then began to dig a grave with the shovel. Astonished I got back into bed.

My wife said: "Darling you're shaking, what is it?"

"You'll never believe what I've just seen" I said,

"that bastard next door has still got my f***ing shovel!"

[excelsior-1]

LOL

was his name 'doug'?

[marval]

HaHa