It's All Kicking Off Here

[EvianBaby]

In Aylesbury I mean.

Yesterday we had a man arrested for attempted murder.

Then a couple of hours later we have a fugitive deciding the roof of a house is the best place to hide. He's still up there.

On Twitter we are suggesting how he could be made useful while he's up there.

I've so far come up with human weather station, dog crap watcher, town crier and someone could chuck him a 'stop HS2' banner.

Any other suggestions?

[DTCwordfan]

Give him a large torch and he can be your local lighthouse, or if a red one and he could put Aylesbury on the map as the Buckinghamshire knocking shop.

[Bazile]

UFO look out ?

[EvianBaby]

The torch and the UFO spotting could get confusing. People round here are quite simple.

[Peter Pedant]

and yet in other more active parts of the united kingdom
we get:


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-21472175

and



http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-21544795

[aelmpvw]

does the chimney need pointing?