Tesco's

[cupid04]

I was working in tesco's last night when I bumped into the lady I'd just
started dating.I was re-arranging the washing powder in aisle seven when
she said 'Oi you told me you were a stunt pilot you lying ba****d. To which
i replied 'No,I told you I was part of the Ariel display team!

[excelsior-1]

very clever, and very funny

[RATTER15]

Brilliant, thats the sort of lie I would have told.

[penelope2]

Been on AB not so long ago I think, but still funny. Thank you.

[Smowball]

Lol, thats very good!

[sunny-dave]

I like that - new to me too :)

[AlwaysConfused]

love it!

[Tilly2]

Bit of a Fairy story I think, cupid

[Canary42]

Nice to have a non-horsemeat joke on Tesco

[Marijn]

If it has been on AB, then it hasn't been in Jokes section before. It's very funny :-D

[penelope2]

My apologies if it hasn't been posted before. I heard it a couple of weeks ago obviously from another source. Sorry cupid04.

[cupid04]

You're forgiven Penelope! Mr.c only got it on his phone this evening.

[askyourgran]

Lol that was good cupid. I think the plane was 100 horse powered canary.

[marval]

Brilliant

[starone]

I read the jokes every night and haven't seen it before cupid, although could have been before I joined. So lol, it made me grin.

[Jemisa]

I loved the joke, new to me. :)

Jem