Argh! I Look Like Groucho Marx

[mrs_overall]

Having overplucked eyebrows, I foolishly agreed to let my daughter dye mine. I didn't realise she was using black dye and now I look as if I have two fat slugs above my eyes.

[mrs_overall]

More like a full de-forestation programme for Cara

[albaqwerty]

see your point Eccles :-D xx

The young albas have a logo on their bedroom door,
No Unibrows Allowed

[EcclesCake]

Mrs O, I'm taking no risks.

How are your mackerel stocks at the moment?

[mrs_overall]

Right I am off to cook the tea.

I am leaving my new best friend Eccles in charge.

[mrs_overall]

Eccles - the chest freezer in shed no. 1 is full of mackerel. Use it as you wish while I am absent

[joggerjayne]

Oh, definitely, Eccles ...

Cara's eyebrow treatment (if she has any!) is pretty industrial strength.

[EcclesCake]

Yay!!! The marigolds have been passed to me! Who knows what might unfold for the rest of the afternoon.

Bribes can be sent to 22 Acacia Avenue.....

[joggerjayne]

Marigolds?

Yay. You can stretch one over your head and pretend to be a chicken.

What?

Oh, come on, everyone's done that, haven't they?

Oh, crap.

[Hopkirk]

They go on your feet, JJ, and you sing "there ain't nobody here but us chickens"

[joggerjayne]

Louis Jordan?

[Baldric]

Wow, just checked out that CD person, I think I'm in lust!

[shoota]

The L Word JJ?

Coming out??

[DTCwordfan]

Could go for the Alistair Darling look if you bleach your hair....

[EcclesCake]

I'm watching........

Any personal attacks on Mrs O will be taken very seriously........

Don't call her Darling!

[Psybbo]

Clown makeup?????????

[Mick-Talbot]

I thought this was going to be Deskys pic thread

[mrs_overall]

Mick - naughty but funny!