Nip 'n' Tuck

[I_Hate_Infinity]

*Bit Rude This One*

Man and wife are having troubles in bed. They've had a few children and he claims it's like a "wet fish in a bucket." So, keen to please her husband, the wife agrees to get cosmetic surgery to 'improve' her disposition.

Not available on the NHS, the wife travelled to France to get the operation. It goes ahead successfully and she is being wheeled back to her bed in a chair. As she near's her bed she notices three roses waiting for her.

"Ah, that's nice" she said. She asked the porter "Who are they from?" The porter replies;

"Well madam, the first is from your husband. He apologies he couldn't get away from work and be with you now."

"Aw bless him." She smiled

"The second is from your surgeon madam. He said you were the best patient he ever worked on" said the porter with a wink.

"Oh my!" she blushed "So whose the third one from?"

"Well," said the porter, "that's from Mr. Jones up in the burns unit. He says thatnk you very much for the new ears!"

IHI :0)

[starone]

Yucky, but funny too, lol Infinity!

[marval]

HaHa

[moonraker558]

"Were your ears flapping"