I Am Mopping A Fevered Brow

[Barmaid]

Yes, Mr BM has the dreaded man flu. I have been making him tea, coffee and lemsip to order. I cooked him a special French Onion soup with some soft flatbread. I bought him orange juice and balm tissues.

Master BM on, the other had said "Dad are you dying?". Mr BM replied "Yes". Master BM said "Please don't, I hate funerals". Which made me laugh, but Mr BM's sense of humour has disappeared. He has also developed a rather odd taste in music - he is now listening to Celine Dion "my Heart must go on" and on and on and on.......

So what else can I do for my poorly boy?

[Barmaid]

It was french onion soup Alba. I think it helped. It made his nose run.

I just got a smile and a "you look after me so well"...... awwwwwwww

[albaqwerty]

soup is always good, if he's still poorly tomorrow, get him to tend the hooks and ats ::-)

oh, bu99er this letter C

[Barmaid]

lol, he won't tend the chooks and cats when he's well. He ain't going to do it when he's ill.

This was funny, I was having a conversation with his son and said we needed to go to the shop and buy Dad nice things cos he was poorly
Master BM: He can stay poorly
Me: Now that's not fair, I look after you when you are poorly; I looked after your sister when she was poorly; I look after the cats when they are poorly so now we need to look after dad when he is poorly.
LONG PAUSE
Master BM: So BM, who looks after you when you are poorly?

Blessssssssss.

[friedgreentomato]

Give him some toast to help clear up that mucky throat.

[sandyRoe]

"My heart must go on". That's not a covert signal to you to dig out his transplant card? :-)