Got The Itch...

[Jemisa]

A woman shopping at Tesco takes a fancy to the young man who is filling her shopping bags, and she thinks to herself "what a nice bum and lovely blue eyes, what I couldn't do to him".

She stands waiting, feeling very exited at the thought and, after paying, she says, "excuse me, but is there any chance of you helping me to carry my shopping to my car?",
"Certainly Madam, no problem at all".

So off they set over to the car park, walking behind him makes her even randier and she blurts out, "I've got a delicious itchy fanny", he replies, "You'd better point it out then Madam, all those Japanese cars look the same to me".

[sometimesit]

Love IT :)

[Zacs-Master]

I've got a Mazda Fannymagnet.

[tonyav]

Was it an itchybushy Jem, there great Jap cars.

[aelmpvw]

here was me thinking an itchifanny was a motorbike

[tonyav]

No that's a Bagakacky aelmpvw.

[aelmpvw]

:-)

[marval]

HaHa

[Jemisa]

BA Tony. I've had one of those in the past!....

jem.