Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 4 - Cancer (June 21 - July 20)

[mrs_overall]

Famous Cancerians include Ghengis Khan, Richard Branson, Lizzie Borden (axe murderer) and Barbara Cartland. All were very successful in their chosen field....but wildly delusional.
Cancerians have many talents and skills. Some are ambidexterous and can pick both sides of their noses at the same time. Others excel at petty crime and will often hoard their spoils, such as coats stolen at parties. Cancerians have no interest in clothes and only wear them so they don't get arrested when they go to the shops. Cancerian men can make a pair of underpants last a month. Not many realise that ALL Cancerians are born with an exceptional talent for welding.
Their likes include coffee, having all the Sunday crosswords finished by 5.00am, flush toilets and aardvarks.
Their dislikes include pedestrians, cashew nuts, throwing up and Bulgarians.
In love, many Cancerians are unlucky and the often view the opposite sex with suspicion. This changes when they are drunk, which is often.

There is no such thing as being born on the cusp. You are Cancerian. Get over it.

[Lie-in King]

Had a long day doing nasty stuff & thought to check in on AB to see what I'd missed...

... It's true, my aardvark ran away with all my underpants & that was when I tik to the droonk - I'm a bit scared, but I think you're my baste meat, you are, Mrs O, hic, wanna buy a parka?..