I Need To Know Your Star Signs

[mrs_overall]

By popular demand (not to mention the blackmail and threats of physical violence) I have been asked to use my considerable talents to provide AB horoscopes. I will be using the old Yorkshire methods of casting chicken entrails, examining seaweed, and spending long periods of time gazing into space.
Firstly, I need to know your star signs.

[nungate]

Yet another Virgo for you list Mrs O. You can also add Queenofmean she's a cancer (and a right little crab too! - love her dearly but she can be so crabby)

[horseshoes]

I'm Capricorn Mrs O.

[lardhelmet]

Evening Mrs O. I'm a Libra. What's your hourly rate?

[mrs_overall]

Ta horseshoes. Capricorn is still to come- I am only up to Leo today

[erin-x]

I'm waiting patiently for my Scorpittarius one! I'll need to wait and see which you put me under :-)

[mrs_overall]

lardhelmet...(whispers) hourly rate for which service?

[mrs_overall]

All in good time erin

[lardhelmet]

Ooh sorry Mrs O...not the one we talk about on here...?

[chrissa1]

Libra for me.

[Eve]

Another Scorpio.

[mrs_overall]

Libra & scorpio still to come

lardhelmet - it all depends on if you want "extras" or not

[Svejk]

Scorpio, you magnificent, gorgeous thing, you. :-)

[mrs_overall]

Thanks sweaty. Now clear off, I'm trying to conduct a business transaction here

[mrs_overall]

lardhelmet - the extras include reading either tea leaves, chicken gizzards, rune stones, palms, lumps on the head and many others.

[lardhelmet]

Lumps on head please - dont like tea

[mrs_overall]

Ok lardhelmet.

BTW if you don't have a particularly lumpy head, I can arrange for that to be changed....

[lardhelmet]

Thanks Mrs O - always so accommodating...

[DTCwordfan]

you are ok for a few days, lardhelmet, gness has disappeared to rearrange the countryside.

[Canary42]

Cancer