O.m.g.

[Jemisa]

An old man went to a beach and saw a sexy girl in a bikini.
he went up to her and asked her"can i feel your sexy,boobs?"
The girl said, "no way, get away from me old man."

The bloke said," twenty Quid?"
"No"
"One hundred Quid then?"
"No"
"Two Hundred
"I said NO"

"Five Hundred Quid?...

The girl thought, what harm can it do? "OK then"
the girl loosened her bikini and the man slipped his hand in her bikini.
while feeling her sexy,boobs, the bloke said, "OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD"
The girl said,"why do you keep saying OH MY GOD?
while continuing feeling her sexy, boobs, he said "OH MY GOD,

Where am I going to get five hundred Quid from?"

[mrs.chappie]

Oh Jem, you're such a tonic. :o)

[excelsior-1]

good one, Jem

[Canary42]

So she let him do it BEFORE he handed over the money - she must have been a blonde !

[runs off to hide]

[1ndex]

lol - tops

[starone]

Tee hee, what a fool she was. Money first, all the time.

[chiragm984]

Awesome .Oldy Rocks........

[marval]

lol