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Corny Pick Up Lines.
1] There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you.
2] Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
3] That's a nice blouse. Can I talk you out of it?
4]If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'I' together.
2] Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
3] That's a nice blouse. Can I talk you out of it?
4]If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'I' together.
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
Better call your Mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
I'm not Fred Flintstone but I'll certainly make your Bedrock!
If you were a burger in McDonald's you'd be a McGorgeous.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
Better call your Mum and tell her you won't be coming home tonight.
I'm not Fred Flintstone but I'll certainly make your Bedrock!
If you were a burger in McDonald's you'd be a McGorgeous.
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"I've been watching you all night and was wondering if you would like to come back to mine?"
He genuinely looked surprised when I said no...
"I've been watching you all night and was wondering if you would like to come back to mine?"
He genuinely looked surprised when I said no...