Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 7 - Scorpio (21 Sep - 20 Oct)

[mrs_overall]

Famous Scorpio's include Bjork, Gordon Ramsay, Oscar Pistorious, Hilary Clinton and the bloke who runs Iran (President I'm-a-dinner-jacket). They are all incredibly scary.

Scorpio's ooze charm and can talk themselves out of any situation, i.e. they are not to be trusted.Send a Scorpio to the shop and he will come back with some excuse about giving your money to a homeless little old lady. Check his back pocket and you will see the packet of ciggies he has spent your money on.

Scorpio's are the hairiest sign and this makes them feel more virile, especially the women. They are also the sexiest sign of the zodiac, but use frequent sex as an excuse to smoke more often after the deed has been done.

Most of the computer hackers in the world are Scorpio's.
They crave fame and adulation and many of the audience on Question Time are Scorpios.

Healthwise they are prone to acne and haemorrhoids

Their likes include silk, comet spotting, proper tea, genealogy and Fiona Bruce
Their dislikes include Immac, sugar coated peanuts, the Portuguese and toads

Scorpios are very lucky in love due to their immense charm, but they can ruin relationships with their intense jealousy. Most spouse murderers are Scorpio.

Scorpios are proud of who they are. Never ask them if they are on the cusp or you risk a good battering.

[askyourgran]

Ha glad I'm not a hairy scorpio then. Has Taurus been done? I've not been around here lately.

[albaqwerty]

ayg here :-)
http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/ChatterBank/Question1225413.html

[wardlaw]

Oh, I forgot the hairy bit - I'm not that either.

[askyourgran]

Thanks Alba, it is so true!

[DJHawkes]

I'm the opposite of hairy, cannot abide fionica brus and don't drink tea and i think i'm honest, never had acne or haemorrhoids, i could be a spose murderer though, and what about country music?

[starone]

I can type if there's a job going!

[Svejk]

All my schmoozing was wasted then.