Think i may have mentioned before, if I have a go at Mr Sparkles because he hasn't noticed something, usually when I have my hair done his usual reply is.....Darling, I was so busy worshipping the ground you walk on, that I forgot to look up. Smooth creep or what?
Mind you, we both walk round naked when we getting changed or showering etc so he wouldn't even notice. X
"Honey, I'm going to lie flat out on the sofa. You watch the footie while you sit over me, blacken my sight out, and I'll keep you happy in the little ways that you so like."