If I Was The Chancellor

[jacklee]

If I was the Chancellor I would put a tax on.....
How about inside leg measurement?
jacklee

[Jeza]

I would stop taxing the savings of people who have worked all their life.
Earn it tax it.
Spend it tax it.
Save it tax it.
Die and tax it again.

[Maydup]

I would put a tax on patterned leggings!

[anneasquith]

id tax people who are always ;; fed up ;; :)

[sandyRoe]

He should forget about the bedroom tax and instead put a tax on bedroom activities. He'd be rolling in it.

[Sparkles62]

I would put a tax on how many inches of bum crack you have showing, to stop all these idiots that walk ( or should that be waddle ) around with their pants half way down.
I always have a motherly urge to go up behind them and 'jump' them back into their pants like a two year old.

[DaisyNonna]

Sparkles, how I agree. Poor babies not able to dress themselves properly.