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Ab April Horoscopes - Aries To Virgo
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Aries
This month could see some of you being involved in sweaty (and possibly nefarious) activity with a member of the opposite sex. The rest of you would prefer to have a nice cuppa. All of you will use a pen at some stage this month.
Taurus
The chosen few who are Taureans will have a wonderful month, full of good things, sunshine and compliments. You are truly blessed and have many talents as well as good looks and a sparkling personality. You may encounter jealousy from the other 11 signs of the zodiac.
Gemini
At some stage during April you will use a telephone. Beware of a drink going down the wrong way and/or spluttering over your keyboard. You will make a journey in a car this month.
Cancer
April is the beginning of spring and new life. All of you will see someone with a baby this month. All of you will read a book or newspaper at some point. You may find yourself eating bread during April.
Leo
Money will come your way during April. To get it, you will have to walk with your head down and look in the gutter, particularly near corner shops. Beware of head injuries sustained form walking into lamp posts. At some point this month you will all talk to a friend or relative.
Virgo
At some point during April, most of you will have lustful thoughts about someone of the opposite sex. All of you will buy food this month. All of you will spend some time on AB.
I would appreciate feedback on my predictions, which I think you will find are uncannily accurate
This month could see some of you being involved in sweaty (and possibly nefarious) activity with a member of the opposite sex. The rest of you would prefer to have a nice cuppa. All of you will use a pen at some stage this month.
Taurus
The chosen few who are Taureans will have a wonderful month, full of good things, sunshine and compliments. You are truly blessed and have many talents as well as good looks and a sparkling personality. You may encounter jealousy from the other 11 signs of the zodiac.
Gemini
At some stage during April you will use a telephone. Beware of a drink going down the wrong way and/or spluttering over your keyboard. You will make a journey in a car this month.
Cancer
April is the beginning of spring and new life. All of you will see someone with a baby this month. All of you will read a book or newspaper at some point. You may find yourself eating bread during April.
Leo
Money will come your way during April. To get it, you will have to walk with your head down and look in the gutter, particularly near corner shops. Beware of head injuries sustained form walking into lamp posts. At some point this month you will all talk to a friend or relative.
Virgo
At some point during April, most of you will have lustful thoughts about someone of the opposite sex. All of you will buy food this month. All of you will spend some time on AB.
I would appreciate feedback on my predictions, which I think you will find are uncannily accurate
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