Ab April Horoscopes - Aries To Virgo

mrs_overall | 09:37 Sun 31st Mar 2013 | ChatterBank

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Aries
This month could see some of you being involved in sweaty (and possibly nefarious) activity with a member of the opposite sex. The rest of you would prefer to have a nice cuppa. All of you will use a pen at some stage this month.

Taurus
The chosen few who are Taureans will have a wonderful month, full of good things, sunshine and compliments. You are truly blessed and have many talents as well as good looks and a sparkling personality. You may encounter jealousy from the other 11 signs of the zodiac.

Gemini
At some stage during April you will use a telephone. Beware of a drink going down the wrong way and/or spluttering over your keyboard. You will make a journey in a car this month.

Cancer
April is the beginning of spring and new life. All of you will see someone with a baby this month. All of you will read a book or newspaper at some point. You may find yourself eating bread during April.

Leo
Money will come your way during April. To get it, you will have to walk with your head down and look in the gutter, particularly near corner shops. Beware of head injuries sustained form walking into lamp posts. At some point this month you will all talk to a friend or relative.

Virgo
At some point during April, most of you will have lustful thoughts about someone of the opposite sex. All of you will buy food this month. All of you will spend some time on AB.

I would appreciate feedback on my predictions, which I think you will find are uncannily accurate

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Psybbo

LEO Mrs_O, I always walk with my head down, mainly to ensure I don't tread on any dog poo so I am now looking forward to the predicted added benefits.

Hopkirk

You are amazing Mrs. O.
How are you able to be so accurate?

Where do I send your fee?

mrs_overall

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You will have to wait until April actually begins to see if I am accurate or not.

I don't charge for my services (well, not for the horoscopes anyway, but enough said on that topic) due to my philanthropic nature

aelmpvw

as a cancerian i don't eat bread, does toast count?

mrs_overall

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erm.....and toast is made form what?

mrs_overall

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*from*

aelmpvw

hang on mrs_o, i'll ask the wife

queenofmean

I always eat bread Mrs O regardless of which month it is..I also see people with babies. I will be starting a new life in April. I most definitely will be reading a book, but not a paper....SPOT ON!!