Parents and I (and the stinkwart) are having boneless rib of beef, purple sprouting, carrots, French Beans, peas, cauliflower cheese, roasties, yorkshires, horseradish and gravy.
You can get a joint of bacon, Society and boil it. I would probably boil it in apple juice and then use the left over juice to make some sort of sauce.
I'm with B00 in the less than impressive stakes, some bargain bin microwavable new potatoes, cheapo Tesco chunky chicken (ready cooked) and gluten free gravy.