Bravado?

[abstibus]

Young drunk man and me this evening as I was walking three dogs on leads:
Him: Woohoo. Woohoo. Yeah Yeah. Dogs. Do they bite?
Me: (leaning forward towards one of the collars) Yes, all at the same time. Want to see?
Him, falling over laces of his trainers: Don't let them off, pleeeese. No. No. Pleeese.
(Or something similar)
Sniggers and jeering from his friends.

Quiet smirk myself.

[emmie]

never underestimate the stupidity of those three sheets to the wind, lol

[tonyav]

So that sobered him up then abstibus.

[abstibus]

It was so funny. They belong to a friend, and one of them is a Chihuahua!

[emmie]

was it doing a mexican wave, gosh that's funny.

[tonyav]

Ah but the beer goggles do magnify things abstibus !.

[emmie]

if it had been a rottie could understand, blimey what a wimp.