Cheat...

[Jemisa]

A cringe joke for you....................................................A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly....................................

Suddenly, Lorraine died.

At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ..........................."I can see Clearly now, Lorraine has gone."


(I'll get me coat...) Jem

[andrew1707]

This reminds me of a joke that did the rounds of the playground when I was about 10 that featured a girl called Shagerarder.

[Jemisa]

I can imagine...:)

Jem

[excelsior-1]

take your coat off, Jem

that is brilliant

[Fanriffic]

I can see "Claire Lee" now that Lorraine has gone.

Very funny. I'll need to go and play that song now by Johnny Nash.

[DaisyNonna]

Andrew, I half remember that joke but in Brum it was f---erarder.

[Flyhalf]

I'll help you into your coat!