In Church On Sunday...

[Jemisa]

One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away.

Soon, everyone was gone, except for an elderly gentleman who sat calmly. Satan walked up to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"

The man replied, "Yes I certainly do. "

Satan asked, "Aren't you going to run?"

"NO I am not ," said the man.

Perturbed, Satan asked, "Why aren't YOU afraid of me?"

The man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for over 48 years."

[askyourgran]

Lol I like that, got to pass it on.

[LochNessMonster]

LMTO !

Nessie x