Signs

[marval]

Notice in a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than thirty days will be disposed of.

Sign in the window of a Swedish furrier: "Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin."

Sign at the electicity company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."

Sign on an asphalt truck: "Let us fill your crack!"

Sign in a shoe store: "Come in and have a fit."

In a clothing store: "Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks."

At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."

Sign on music teachers' door: "Out Chopin."

In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: "Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work."

Sign at a hotel. "Help! We need inn-experienced people."

[frugalfred]

"Out Chopin - Bach Soon"

[nannybooby]

v.good love the asphalt joke

[marval]

Or Bach in a minuet