A friend was looking after some other children for the afternoon. The little girl said we are going on holiday to Pork. Do you mean York said my friend. Hang on I'll ask my brother the little girl said. Two minutes later she came back and said its not Pork,its Turkey.!!!
A 6 yr old once told me she was going to draw me a picture of a 'wino'. I was thinking Oliver Reed, Mel Gibson or similar, but no: big, grey, leathery skin, 2 horns on the nose, lives in Africa...
As I only wear a hearing-aid but one my neighbour's very young child said to me - her and I were going over to the shops - and she said Conne our Gerard said you are blind.