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Jemisa | 13:44 Fri 19th Apr 2013 | Jokes
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Sally (a blonde) was seen going into the woods with a small package and a large bird cage. She was gone several days but finally she returned. Her friend, Liz, never saw Sally looking so sad.

Liz, "Heard you went off in the woods for a couple of days. Glad you got back ok... but you look so sad. Why?"

Sally, "Cause I just can't get a man."

Liz, "Well, you sure won't find one in the middle of the woods."

Sally, "Don't be so silly. I know that. But I went in the woods cause I needed something there that would get me a man. But I couldn't find it."

Liz, "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Sally, "Well, I went there to catch a couple of owls. I took some dead mice and a bird cage."

Liz, "So, how's that going help you get a man?"

Sally, "Well, I heard the best way to get a man

is to have a good pair of hoo-ters."

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Owls? Not a pair of Great Tits?
14:17 Fri 19th Apr 2013
Owls? Not a pair of Great Tits?
I like it Jem.
Good comment frugal !
......but not Long-tailed Tits....
did somebody 'tweet' that one to you, Jem?
Hope she didn't get cold out there in the woods, otherwise she'd have Blue Tits !.
Good 'un, tonyav!
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The answer Excel is No, I never tweet anyone. (I know it was a joke :) )

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