Int Dog 'ouse Again :-(

[carrust]

We had our carpets & suite cleaned yesterday. As everything was damp I decided to get a camping chair out of the shed and sat on it to watch TV. I forgot that the last time I used them was for a very wet holiday last year in Dorset. Guess who forgot to clean the feet of the chair....Hell hath no fury....:-((

[craft1948]

Typical bloke...............

[EcclesCake]

Have you checked for the indents in the damp carpet???? They can take a while to disappear........

[gness]

Think Carrust may have disappeared to the shed with the camping chair, Eccles. ;-)

[carrust]

I've got indents in my head eccles:-(

[DTCwordfan]

bad luck, carrust, are you wearing the chair? Just mention at least you didn't put your wellies on - or did you?

[cupid04]

You've a lot of making-up to do there, lol!

[EcclesCake]

Oh well, no sense no feeling........she could have gone a little lower down with her indents......... ;-)

[carrust]

The chair was inserted somewhere about my person:-@

[rockyracoon]

Oh dear, is one spending the night in the shed with the chair? ;)

[carrust]

The chair is now an inverted shooting stick:-@

[DTCwordfan]

Let's summarise sofa, carrust has been kicked in the seat of his pants and benched by his missus, and will be reclining in the shed on some chaise-longue claiming to be a camping chair that's folded around his body. Well that's winging it and I would be off in my bathchair or wheelchair to the pub or cathedra pew and settle in and couch-potato out there and generally have an easy time.

You don't live in Chesterfield by chance, do you carrust?

[carrust]

I live in Sheffield DT.

[DTCwordfan]

close enough

[carrust]

She got her revenge:-( The Bravissimo catalogue came this morning & she's hidden it......Sob

[Psybbo]

Cheer up carrust
http://www.bravissimo.com/

[Tilly2]

Psybbo, don't encourage him! He needsto be punished.

[carrust]

Thanks for that psybbo. Laptop wont work int garden shed...LOL

[Psybbo]

Aw Tilly, he was trying to be good.

[Wharton]

carrust - an old one but have a laugh anyway - lock your missus and the dog in the shed for a couple of hours and when you let them out, see which one is happier to see you :-)

[carrust]

LOL @ wharton