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Lynda...
My Daughter Lynda
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says,
"Ok, Mrs. Smith, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Lynda. She keeps getting these
cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Lynda a good examination, then turns to the mother
and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Lynda is
pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been
left alone with a man! Have you, Lynda?"
Lynda says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out.. About
five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something
wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time
anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three
wise men came over the hill.
I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time."!..
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says,
"Ok, Mrs. Smith, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Lynda. She keeps getting these
cravings, she's putting on weight, and is sick most mornings."
The doctor gives Lynda a good examination, then turns to the mother
and says, "Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your Lynda is
pregnant - about 4 months, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be, she has never ever been
left alone with a man! Have you, Lynda?"
Lynda says, "No mother! I've never even kissed a man!"
The doctor walked over to the window and just stares out.. About
five minutes pass and finally the mother says, "Is there something
wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, it's just that the last time
anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east and three
wise men came over the hill.
I'll be darned if I'm going to miss it this time."!..
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good one god had originally intended for those events to happen in essex but he could not find three wise men and a virgin
18:01 Sat 27th Apr 2013
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