A Guy Walks Into A Bank And Says, "i Want To Open A F***ing Bank Account" ....

[Gizmonster]

.... to which the teller replied, "I beg your pardon, what did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it! I said I want to open a f***ing bank account, right now!"
"Sir, I'm sorry, but we don't tolerate that kind of language in this bank!" The teller left the window, went over to the bank manager, and told him about her situation.
They both returned and the manager said .............. "What seems to be the problem here?"
"There's no damn problem", the man said. "I just won 50 million quid in the lottery and I want to open a f***ing bank account in this damn bank!!"
"I see, sir", the manager replied, "and this bitch is giving you a hard time?"

[excelsior-1]

Gizmonster

that is f***ing hilarious

[starone]

Tee hee, and quite right too.

[moonraker558]

F***ing cow got out of bed the wrong side I suppose.

[EDDIE51]

F***ing bank account . Would he make a deposit before withdrawal ?

[DaisyNonna]

Not funny

[EDDIE51]

Did you hear about the bank clerk who got sacked for being found with his knob in the till ? He said he had come into some money .