factor-fiction - the kippers are vaccuum packed so there is no smell.
eccles, let me know if ever decide to come
jj - if you like eccentrics you would love it here. When I went to the shop this morning I saw one of the locals who was having a game stab at dressing as a Goth but failed miserably. Her outfit was:
Black Victorian dress, complete with bustle - absolutely stunning, but ruined by the accessories - a pith helmet and a pac-a-mac