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Best Late For Work Excuses
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The best that was ever offered to me was by a (perpetually late, but actually very valuable) member of my team who arrived just before 12 noon, for an 8:45 start, looking very rumpled ...
"I was on my way out to the car and dropped my keys in the grass
Which was so long that I couldn't find them
I broke open my shed but the lawnmower was out of petrol
So I had to walk two miles each way to the Petrol Station to buy a canful
Then I had to mow the lawn to find the keys ..."
What's your most creative effort ... ?
"I was on my way out to the car and dropped my keys in the grass
Which was so long that I couldn't find them
I broke open my shed but the lawnmower was out of petrol
So I had to walk two miles each way to the Petrol Station to buy a canful
Then I had to mow the lawn to find the keys ..."
What's your most creative effort ... ?
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My best excuse for being late was one I have previously recounted on here when I was attacked by 3 lesbian dolphins. My boss obviously was a tad sceptical until I produced photographic evidence the following week
12:00 Thu 09th May 2013
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is not an excuse but one morning i got woken up by my boss, he was wanting to know the lase expiry date on something another, he couldn't understand why i kept shouting !what time is it! at him
he was in a meeting elsewhere and thought i was at work, i was in bed asleep
that is not a nice way to wake up...
he was in a meeting elsewhere and thought i was at work, i was in bed asleep
that is not a nice way to wake up...
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