Banned 'clinton' Cards...

[Jemisa]

1. So your Daughters a prostitute and it spoilt your day... look on the
bright side, she's a really good at her job!.

2. My tyre was thumping... I thought it was flat... when I looked at
the tyre... I noticed your cat... Sorry.

3. You had your Bladder removed and you're on the mend... here's a
bouquet of flowers and a packet of Pampers.

4. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I felt
real snippy.

5. Heard your wife left you... How upset you must be... But don't fret
about it... She moved in with me.

6. You crashed your car... and can't remember why... could it have
been... that case of Brown Ale?

[excelsior-1]

very imaginative Jem

well done

[EDDIE51]

Now that you're dead and sadly missed
It's down to the pub to all get p*ssed .

Once you were here , but now you're departed.
At least it don't smell like when you f@rted.

[Jemisa]

Eddie, Good 'uns... Anyone got any more?....

Jem

[Frank97]

From a Homer Simpson card
"I'm sorry I don't care, but I do understand"

[Jemisa]

I must admit you brought religion into my life.
I never believed in hell until I met you.

When we were together, you said you’d die for me.
Now that we have broken up, I think it’s time you kept your promise.

Jem

[marval]

Sorry to hear you have not been well
There must be something in my magic spell