Jewish Joke....

[Jemisa]

An old Jewish man on his deathbed whispered,
"Sarah, Sarah, where are
you, my dear wife?"
"Right here at your side, my love."
"And my son, Morris ...where is he?"
"Right here at your side, papa."
"And my daughter, Mitsy...where is she?"
"Right here at your side, papa."

"And my son, Abraham...where is he?"
"Right here at your side, papa."
The old man raised his head from the pillow & said,

"WHAT, none of you @rseholes is minding the SHOP!?"

[starone]

Great - made me really laugh out loud!

[Spoonboy]

Lol: it reminds me of that one about the flasher in the park who exposes himself to the Jewish grandmother, and her response is, "You call that a lining!"

[Sharingan]

lol :)

[tonyav]

LOL, heard that one before Jem very good by the way, but the version I heard you have to replace Jewish with Asian.

[AlwaysConfused]

Excellent! Off to tell OH this one, I think he'll love it!

[losgigs]

An oldie but goodie. Like Spoonboy's too.

[Spoonboy]

The oldies are the best...and I should know. Thanks losgigs. And hi everyone.

[AlwaysConfused]

Oh, I wish I didn't bother. OH is wandering around the house saying the punchline over and over again, laughing in between. I'm only going to tell him the midly amusing ones in future!