Obvious Punchlines?

[Spoonboy]

With the success of the fruity and commodity jokes, before I sign off for a few hours, I thought I would ask if anyone has any jokes with obvious punch lines - as much like the "fruity" apple joke. But, to help you further along your way, I shall give my example...

Q. What happens when you throw a red hat in the sea? A. It gets wet.
Q. What happens if you throw a blue brick in the canal? A. It sinks.


Have fun everyone, and thanks in advance.

[Sparkles62]

Whats brown and sticky........a stick. X

[ChillDoubt]

What's big, red and eats rocks?


A big red rockeater.

[jno]

good grief, what was wrong with that first one??

I won't repeat it unless it had some hidden coding that unleashed viruses but it looked totally harmless and answered the question.

[ChillDoubt]

New mod on tonight perhaps?

[Spoonboy]

Well done Sparkles62.