quotes

[quizmad]

1) yorkshire is definately the county where men are men and often have revolting beer guts to show for it.

2)the trouble with �77,000,000 is that it isn't enough

3)the only good reason for losing weight is health. really, we shouldn't be bothered about perfection of form.

4)i have great difficulty stopping eating when i'm full. i'm just incredibly greedy

5)when i die, i don't want to go to heaven, i wany to go to claridges.

6)sometimes it is inconceivable i should be the age i am

[Solitaire]

1)At weddings old people poke me and say your next,At funerals I do the same.

2)If you belive in love at first site,Then ask me out.

3)Boys are like chocolates,Theres a few nice selections,Whilst others are rank!

4)If friends were flowers I'd pick them!

5)I'm not A b.itch,I am THE b.itch.