You Can't Trust Fruit

[sherrardk]

Always knew you couldn't trust fruit and a cooking apple proved it tonight. Just peeling one for my tea, looked absolutely fine - rotten on the inside (sneaky bloody fruit).

[2sp_]

Never trust a banana.

And I've always been suspicious of grapes.

[joggerjayne]

You can trust juniper berries.

[sherrardk]

Obvioulsy, fruit in alcohol is exempt from the rule.

[2sp_]

Beware of fruit in alcohol!

It's only trying to get you drunk so it can steal your purse. Or dignity.

[flump1]

Nor dandelions ...bound to bring grief to poor Mrs O .

[Iluvspikey]

I had four perfect looking bramleys, not a mark on them, they felt firm and everything 3 were 3/4 brown and totally unusable from the core. Luckily enough I'd still got two from the previous week so we got our apple sauce but it was a close run thing!

[woofgang]

bloody apples, look how they did for Eve

[flump1]

Well there's a thing, I was abducted once and robbed after drinking fermented apples.